Target audience: my friends
Expected time until the first email is sent proposing a trip to one of these festivals: 3.5 hours
Over/under on the number of "Bacon Queen" jokes that will be made in the thread: 4
At a bacon festival, there’s also the chance to mix with bacon royalty like Heather Lauer, author of the “Bacon Unwrapped” blog and the book “Bacon: A Love Story.” [my bolding]Read all about it Bacon Tourism: From the Davos of Bacon to Bacon Mecca
Contestants are asked questions like their favorite memory of bacon, their favorite kind of bacon and their favorite way to cook bacon (the most common answer is “naked,” incidentally).