But you wish you did.
Age-otori (Japanese): To look worse after a haircut
Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist
L’esprit de l’escalier (French): usually translated as “staircase wit,” is the act of thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late to deliver it
More here: http://sobadsogood.com/2012/04/29/25-words-that-simply-dont-exist-in-english/